STRIP CLUBS & Why Men LOVE Them!

I can already hear my phone ringing about this article. Why? Because I am going to reveal the truth about strip clubs from a male's perspective. Now, I can't claim to be a strip club expert - but I have been to quite a few and I am exposing what really happens behind closed doors. First and foremost, we all know that men are simple creatures and it's not difficult to figure out (most of the time) what they would deem entertaining. To throw a huge blanket - I would say that Sex, Violence, Sports, and pretty much anything that provides a rush with a bit of danger seems to entice men, fair? Knowing that makes it pretty easy to allure them into spending crap loads of money they probably should be spending somewhere else...

Brilliant was the person who invented the "Strip Club." Can you imagine what the thoughts of that person prior to the first strip club were? It probably went like this - You know what? Something is missing in entertainment...We need something that is more exciting, edgy, borderline illegal and most importantly - provides a never ending supply of cash. I got it! I will use the concept of a typical club - with alcohol, dancing and music and throw in naked women as the main attraction to the club. All I have to do is find young and attractive women that are willing to take their clothes off in public for money; Then we will give it a classy name like "Gentleman's Club" and Voila!!! There you have it - The Strip Club is born.

Based on the fact that no matter which part of the world you venture to, or how classy, religious and reserved a city seems to be - YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A STRIP CLUB! The formula clearly works! And it seems to work everywhere. That being said - let me walk you though a typical night at a "Gentleman's Club."Typically the building can be spotted from miles away because it is engulfed by a bright neon light (usually red, purple or green). The parking lot is usually full almost every night of the week. When you get to the door, you are greeted by a bouncer who checks your ID then searches you (not necessarily in that order). After you become close with the bouncer you then proceed to the cashier who is usually an attractive young female, provocatively dressed in lingerie or something that exposes or accentuates assets. She then  politely asks you for the cover charge of the club which can range anywhere from USD $5-$500 (depending on the night, and depending on the club). Bear in mind that with each interaction with a young attractive female - they (club owner) - expect you to tip. You see once you step through the doors of a "Gentleman's Club" it is the entire experience you are paying for....

So you've paid the cover charge, flirted with the seemingly receptive cashier who you feel obligated to leave a tip for and you are now let loose like a kid in a candy store. Most all of the ladies in the club are young, attractive and scantily clad. And for ones who aren't, they are probably there for the same reason you are which is to see naked women. They (employed females) all give off a vibe like they want you and that you are the hottest man or woman on the planet - even though you see them giving off that same vibe  everyone else in the club - it doesn't seem to matter - you feel GREAT! The music is bumping, the lights are flashing and the energy is CRAZY! To showcase the actual performances -women are usually elevated above the crowd - whether it be on stage, table, bar top, piano, cage .....I've even seen women hanging from the ceiling like ornaments.

You get yourself a table - important thing to remember is that the closer you are to the stage, the more you are expected to spend on tips. After all, you are getting a better "experience" closer up right? This is where your stack of dollar bills come in. Each performer parades in front of the stage expecting to be tipped by everyone up front, and the more dollars you possess, the more creative the girls are when collecting them. The higher the value of your notes, the more "attention". At most strip clubs you are allowed and are encouraged to touch, slap, poke at your hearts desire....just know that with each action, there should be an equal reaction from your wallet. You pay for every smile, every touch, movement....you are basically seen as a leaky ATM from which the ladies have to figure out your PIN to get the maximum jackpot - while collecting small notes along the way. Sounds like fun eh?


So you have drinks flowing because you've opened a tab based on the bartenders outfit and smile, you've been finding creative ways to exchange your cash for a dance or a trick from the entertaining naked women and now you are having a blast because you are a little tipsy and the girls seem to be getting friendlier with every minute. Life is good! O.K., so you see a great looking dancer who you would like to fulfill everyone of your fantasies with but just handing her a dollar for a mere 5 seconds worth of personalized attention is not enough.....What do you do? When she comes off stage and starts to mingle with the audience - you request a lap dance. If you are lucky enough to get to her before the other 100 guys who are after your "dream girl" you consider yourself lucky to be able to get the time....

This is where things start getting tricky. The "chosen one" then brings you to a semi private or private back room - where she gives you the attention you think you deserve. The difference is she charges by the song (between $20-$100 per song @ 2-4 minutes per song) plus she is expecting you to tip all throughout the personalized - for your eyes only - performance. Now what these girls do is build the performance until the end of the song making you want more. Before you know it, you are 3 songs in and feel like you've only been in the room for 30 seconds. When you finally come to your senses - you realize that you've been in the room for a lot longer than you had anticipated and your budgeted $25 has now become $125. And - If you have the wallet for it you continue with this cycle with several different girls for the duration of the night. If you don't, you pay and leave before you get "had" by another performer.

As you can see, these clubs can empty pockets quickly. And men go to strip clubs for many reasons, some reasons include but are by no means limited to :
1. Having a night out on the town with wild stories of grandeur attached (only shared with other men).
2. Get a break from the mundane reality that is your boring life
3. Feel like you have been with someone else outside of your wife/girlfriend to bring some excitement
4. "Experience" the new "tricks" and see if you can find a girl of your own willing try them
5. Conduct business deals and break down someone's guard quickly
6. See a variety of naked women dancing and having the ability to touch every one of them 
7. Another way to break yourself off that doesn't include porn.

Now I could go on forever and ever about why men go to strip clubs, but I think the above reasons, give a good idea as to why many do. Now the question is - as a woman knowing this, are you O.K. with your man going to these establishments with his boys or even off by himself? Would you prefer to go with him and experience the "excitement" while by his side? The truth of the matter is - Strip clubs sell a dream as well as fantasies. There is absolutely no sex in the champagne room and the women let you touch but stop you at a point. They get you there but they don't finish what they start. In essence, for a guy - a strip club is his interpretation of foreplay. It's when you get home to your wife or girl friend, that's when the real action starts. At least that is how it works for a "Gentleman's Club." When it comes to women going to male strip clubs - now that's a different story.....

To my loyal readers, thanks for your continued support and remember - I love you as much as plants love the rain. Until next time - Walk good!













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